Rob and Claudia told me their six-year-old daughter (from his previous marriage) came up to them the other day, all excited.
"Daddy, do you and Claudia still want to have more babies?" she asked.
"Yes, we do..."
"I've found out how to do it! You need to have SEX."
In the immortal words of Ms. Whitney "Sexaholic" Houston: "I believe the children are the future. Teach them well and let. them. lead. the way..."
ReplyDeleteHEE!
ReplyDeleteHa!
ReplyDeleteWhat the hell do you say to that? :)
When my daughter was in kindergarten she had a boy from her class over. They were playing with Barbies, but he put a masculine spin on their play. He got in the toy box and said, "I'm going to get Ken so he can have sex with Barbie"
ReplyDeletePsych post doc - actually they said they used it as a teaching moment about IVF.
ReplyDeleteClaudia said, "Actually, we can't have babies that way like other people. We need to have a doctor help us."
So now the kid thinks it's a threesome?
ReplyDeleteOh dear, that has made my day :-)
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