Geekman displays his grasp of international concerns

I told Geekman earlier today that I might have an opportunity to travel to Thailand later this year.

His reply: "Are you sure you want to go to Thailand? You might get kidnapped and sold into sex terrorism."

Sex terrorism? I didn't want to ask what exactly he meant by that, but my best guess is that it's when people plot to bring about the downfall of other countries through the use of strategically-placed prostitutes.