Same rules
as last time. And like last time, the winner will get a postcard! From me! (Are you excited yet?*) Contest closes midnight on Wednesday, Australian time.
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* For anyone uncertain, Bardiac demonstrated the appropriate level of excitement here and here.
"Dude! Don't bogart all the seeds!"
ReplyDelete"Dude! Do you KNOW where that stuff came from?"
ReplyDeleteHim: " Hey baby, those sure are some hot feathers you got there. They are red like red hot lava, baby. Red hot like my blood when I catch a glimpse of that sweet sweet tail. What you say we take this to my crib and see where it goes?"
ReplyDeleteHer: "I have to wash my head"
Seed du jour!
ReplyDeleteWere you mocking me? I mean, really? Because I'm pretty much self-mocking in my love of parrots, so it's pretty hard to mock me about them!
"How you like them black-eyed peas, Earl?"
ReplyDelete(I hope somebody besides me gets the reference...)
i know you can't stop staring at my bump. my lovely lady bump.
ReplyDelete1/
ReplyDeleteRosella-on-the-right mutters "Got to catch them unawares..." then gives paranoid twitch.
2/
Rosella-on-the-right announces "Aha, caught red-winged hogging the seed!"
3/
Rosella-on-the-right bursts into a melodramatic song about her lonliness after being abandoned in favour of seed, lamenting the fact that to get to a bird-man's heart you really must go through his stomach first.
(And it shall forever remain a mystery just what the Rosella-on-the-left thinks because I can't come up with anything for that one yet.)
"Can't talk eating"
ReplyDeleteI wouldn't mock you, Bardiac! I think it would be dangerous for me to mock someone for being enthusiastic about birds :)
ReplyDeleteHey Geekman, what do we bribe you with this time?
ReplyDeleteOkay, time's up! (Aussie time is ahead, not behind everyone else btw, but I think you got in under the (slightly flexible) limit, Geeka).
ReplyDeleteGeekman will post with the winning caption later today.
Thanks for all the fantastic entries!