This just in from Geekman

Geekman puts on his judging hat.

First of all, let me say that I was shocked, shocked at the lack of bribery. Not one person tried to buy me off. How's a hard-working judge supposed to earn a living, hmm?

Anyway, since it looks like I have to be impartial, on with the decisions. Lacking an exact parrot captioning metric, I resorted to the method of narrowing it down to the three I liked best, and then randomly choosing from those three.

So, without further ado, the winner of the caption contest is...

"Two minutes from tire to flat."

Congratulations, bardiac!

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Reclaiming my rightful place as owner of this blog, I (StyleyGeek) would like to thank all of you for your awesome entries in the caption contest. They made me snort and giggle, and (in some cases) very concerned about your medications.

I want to add a few honorary mentions here:

Pilgrim/Heretic, for the world's longest caption, at 150 words, and for gratuitous use of American cultural and geographical references.

Shrinkykitten gets the hedging-her-bets award for the most consecutive entries. No more caffeine for you!

And although I told Geekman he could also choose a 2nd and 3rd place if he wanted, he appears to have decided not to share them with you. So I'm going to pick some myself.

In second place is Dr Brazen Hussy: This one is pretty nice. But do you have it in red?

And third place goes to Geeka: The bell is on the other side moron, watch where you are putting that finger.

Bardiac, your winner's postcard is on the way just as soon as you email me your address! (And then you get to wait three or four weeks for the international postal system to screw things up.)