... an elderly professor stops by your office to humbly apologise for implying at a department seminar that you have sex with animals.
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Wow...that's a new one! I'm dying to hear the whole story.
uhhh what kind of animals? Just curious....:)
It's the parrots, isn't it! They hang out, looking in your window all the time!But be careful! They have sharp toes! (I know this because my conure used to try to hump my ear... it was okay when he was just nuzzling, nibbling, and crooning, but when he tried to grab on with those sharp toes, it HURT! And the courtship ended abruptly. Poor frustrated bird.)
Well... DO YOU?Umm, or is that nosy?
Bardiac, your comment made me laugh out loud.Sheepish, that's a very personal question, and unlike Bardiac, I'm not ready to share that level of detail.Everyone else, I've now posted the full story.
That made me laugh out loud. Too funny.
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