Geekman: "That's a nice hat. My hat makes me look like a freak."
Me: "You can wear my pink baseball cap if you'd rather."
Geekman: "Baseball caps just look freaky in general."
Me: "Are you saying I should stop wearing it too?"
Geekman: "No. It looks good on you. It's like supermodels. They can wear a paper bag and it looks great."
Geekman: "You look like a lumbering gorilla."
I give him The Look of Doom.
Geekman: "What?! I complimented you earlier!"