Saturday, November 10, 2007

Geekman gives a lesson in driver safety

"Geekman, did you know the speed limit here is 70? You're only doing 60."

"The speed limit isn't compulsory. You're meant to drive to the conditions."

I look at the clear sky, and the dry, well-lit, empty road. "What conditions are you driving to?"

"Tight trousers."

5 Comments:

Seeking Solace said...

That will do it!

Maude said...

okay, that is the funniest thing ever.

Anonymous said...

Whaaaaaat?! ;-D

L said...

That's hilarious :)

Belle said...

Giggling here.