Geekman fails to distinguish relative from absolute time reference

Me: "Oooh! Fresh pasta in the fridge! I love you because you eat pasta with me. And because you don't say, 'Are you sure you want to eat so much pasta? It'll all end up on your hips tomorrow.'"

Geekman: "Well, we aren't eating it until tomorrow. So it would have to be causality-infringing pasta."