Smash! Crash! Drip! (The noises made by a StyleyGeek when cooking)

I just broke all but one of our glass and pyrex bowls. They were stacked neatly inside each other in the cupboard and I managed to accidentally knock down the whole damn lot. Onto my foot. Whereupon they shattered into tiny spiky pieces (all, that is, except the one that's so ridiculously small we never use it, of course), leaving me standing in a sea of glass shards and blood.*

And now I have eight neatly sticking-plastered cuts on my feet. And we need to buy a whole lot more glassware.

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*It's amazing how much blood comes gushing out of small cuts on a hot day.