Tae Kwon Do last night

References to trucks: 5
Discussions about cars: 3
Blow-by-blow descriptions of lame TV shows: 4
Hilarious tales of people getting killed or maimed: 2

New Zealander jokes: 2
Other casual racist remarks: 2
Casual sexist remarks: 3

Minutes spent doing warm-up stretches: 35
Minutes spent doing cool-down stretches: 20
Minutes spent standing around while instructor tries to plan a lesson on the spot: 6
Minutes spent standing around while instructor describes the fish he saw when he went diving last week: 7
Minutes spent actually doing Tae Kwon Do: 22

Feeling after telling the instructor you're quitting?
Priceless.