- Cycling very fast in the dark when you have no night vision is a bad idea.
- Doing so while drunk is worse.
- Cycling on the footpath is a good idea until it turns out someone has left a tree branch lying across it.
- Flying over your handlebars is kind of fun.
- Until you hit the ground.
- And you should let go.
- Of the handlebars.
- Otherwise your bicycle cartwheels through the air as well and lands on top of you.
- You don't injure very seriously when preserved in alcohol.
- But things in the bag on your back do.
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Ouch. Just ouch.
The things in your bag were preserved in alcohol?
Glad you're okay, Styley! Try not to repeat this particular lesson, okay?
Ouch!!
I'm glad you are ok -- I'm guessing that is a lesson you only have to learn once :).
Oops! Glad you're OK...
Cycling downhill while drunk is awesome though. Don't let this one incident put you off!
You should NOT bike while drunk! :) Take care of yourself Styley!
Sheesh! I hope you weren't hurting too badly once the preservation wore off!
Ouch! I hope you really are okay. That's frightening (Mr. QWP nearly died, as a child, by falling on his bike in the cartwheeling manner.)
Ouch!!! Take care of yourself.
Yes, I won't be doing that again in a hurry.
And juggling frogs, let me diagram that sentence for you... There is some extraposition involved.
I'm glad you weren't hurt too badly!
Talk to me! (You know you want to!)