(Related entry here.)
After a difficult phone call
"United Airlines really need to change their slogan. If I were them, I'd go with, 'Customer service: it's optional.'"
********
At the bicycle shop
Geekman: "I think I need a new inner tube."
Salesman, looking doubtfully at the bicycle: "I think you need a new tyre."
Geekman: "You need to understand: I'm really cheap. How much do I need a new tyre?"
Salesman: "Well, it's the reason why your inner tube burst."
Geekman: "Okay, then."
Salesman: "Our absolute cheapest cheapskate tyres are $24."
Geekman beams: "I'll take one!"
1 Comment:
You're not really making me look forward to my Next Big Trip now.
Apparently, I'm flying United from Frankfurt to San Diego and back in January.
Talk to me! (You know you want to!)