The OTHER real life. The one outside your computer

Going into university yesterday afternoon, since it was a Sunday, we would have had free parking. So Geekman asks me, "Shall we take the car or cycle?"
"Let's cycle. We haven't had any exercise all day."
"Speak for yourself!" he says. "I've been running all over the empire, jumping over stone walls... not to mention spending half the bloody day swimming around the lake looking for slaughterfish to whack."

Realisation dawns.

"You meant in real life, though, didn't you?"