Me, untangling a mess of electrical cords: "This is a bit Gordian."
Geekman: "No it's knot."
Tuesday, May 01, 2007
Bad joke of the day
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4 Comments:
Ohhhhhhhhhhhh! That's painful.
This rope goes into a bar. The bartender says "we don't serve ropes here." The rope leaves, goes outside, and bounces around until his ends are tattered. Then he tangles and twists himself up. He reenters the bar. The bartender says "aren't you the rope that was just in here?"
He responds "nope, I'm a frayed not."
(I've been saving that 20 years for just the right moment.)
Oh my god. Yours is even worse, vinny.
Hey! Vinny stole my joke!!!
That is SO not your joke. The first time I heard it, I fell off my dinosaur!
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