Tuesday, May 01, 2007

Bad joke of the day

Me, untangling a mess of electrical cords: "This is a bit Gordian."

Geekman: "No it's knot."

5 Comments:

Seeking Solace said...

Hee!

Vinny said...

Ohhhhhhhhhhhh! That's painful.

This rope goes into a bar. The bartender says "we don't serve ropes here." The rope leaves, goes outside, and bounces around until his ends are tattered. Then he tangles and twists himself up. He reenters the bar. The bartender says "aren't you the rope that was just in here?"

He responds "nope, I'm a frayed not."

(I've been saving that 20 years for just the right moment.)

StyleyGeek said...

Oh my god. Yours is even worse, vinny.

Badaunt said...

Hey! Vinny stole my joke!!!

Vinny said...

That is SO not your joke. The first time I heard it, I fell off my dinosaur!