Tuesday, August 14, 2007

And I thought I had nothing to blog about

Since no one usually records it for posterity when things turn out this way, I think it is important to note that I just dropped two pieces of cheese-on-toast on the floor, and they both landed face up.

I guess the inherent advantage of my current favourite snack—toast with philadelphia, chutney, and cheese, grilled until bubbly—is that all the bits tend to stick together.

So: intact, unfloored toast.

I declare today a success. <- Look! A speech act! (Yes, I've been spending too much time teaching undergraduate linguistics.)


Jim Gibbon said...

Are you saying there might be a fatal flaw in the theory of buttered cat perpetual motion?

sheepish said...

Nah, Jim. The theory is still sound. You just have to remember the antipodean corollary. It works in reverse there.

Anonymous said...

wow, that is impressive. and two pieces too.

StyleyGeek said...

Sheepish: best comment EVER.

Jim Gibbon said...

That's hilarious, sheepish. :)