I just got some spam that began:
Good time of the day
It's nice to meet you here, in the Internet.
And yes, that's pretty much how I feel about all of you too, so I thought I'd pass on the love. Do you like it here in the internet? Because I do. And I like to meet you here at this, the good time of the day. (The bad time of the day, however, is another story entirely).