WTF?

Dear random student I saw yesterday,

Walking around campus in full camouflage gear and a black hoodie with death-metal designs all over, not to mention your weird-ass (but thankfully EMPTY) thigh holster? Hood pulled up to cover half your face? Black sports bag that bulges weirdly?

So not cool.

Don't you read the news? Or are you trying to scare people?

And stop scowling. If you are going to be a scary freak, at least be a pleasant-mannered, friendly scary freak.

Yours in disgust,
StyleyGeek