Geekman's plan for the day

"We could slather ourselves in sunscreen, don broad-brimmed floppy Mexican hats and scurry out into the sunshine to catch spiders.
[Moment of realisation]
Actually sombreros aren't floppy, are they? So we'd have to invent floppy Mexican hats first, but that's okay, because I bet they'd be best sellers."


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