Sunday, June 04, 2006

I have questions

  1. Why did the car in front of us on the way to the supermarket have an llama in the back seat? (Yes, a live one. Yes, it was buckled in. Yes, it really was an llama and not a funny-looking dog.)

  2. Why was the supermarket full of daffodils and tulips? Did spring come early and nobody told me?

  3. Why are all the street lights on although it's mid-afternoon on a sunny day?

  4. Why deep-fried chicken feet? Not why deep-fried chicken feet anything in particular. Just "why?".

  5. Did those vitamin tablets at last night's party contain something hallucinogenic? Because today is proving to be very strange indeed.