Why did the car in front of us on the way to the supermarket have an llama in the back seat? (Yes, a live one. Yes, it was buckled in. Yes, it really was an llama and not a funny-looking dog.)
Why was the supermarket full of daffodils and tulips? Did spring come early and nobody told me?
Why are all the street lights on although it's mid-afternoon on a sunny day?
Why deep-fried chicken feet? Not why deep-fried chicken feet anything in particular. Just "why?".
Did those vitamin tablets at last night's party contain something hallucinogenic? Because today is proving to be very strange indeed.