"Would you like a vitamin? They are very good."
"Vot do I do viz eet?"
"Chew! Chew! It tastes like orange. Vitamins, anyone?"
"It's not fair that he's pulling all the chicks just because he's got a French accent. See that girl he's talking to now? I'm going to go sabotage his progress."
"Magst du seinen Schal?" [Do you like his scarf?]
"Ja. Ich habe auch irgendwie einen." [Yes. I sort of have one too.]
"So sweet. Now they have something in common."
"I'm just a goth who likes drinking beer. I'm going to be miserable at Berkeley."
"Do you want a lift home?"
"Yes, thanks, that'd be great."
"You live on campus, right?"
"Uh huh. In... um... hey!" [taps friend on shoulder] "What's the name of my college?" Then more desperately, "Does anyone know where I live?"
"Anyone else for vitamins?"
"You should haff vun. Zey are excellent. But you haff to shoo zem".