Geekman turns a serious conversation into a bad pun

Me: "I'm worried about [close friend]. She's only earning about a third of what she was on last year, but she's still spending like there's no tomorrow. She said she isn't going to bother drawing up a budget because there's no way she can predict how much she'll "need" to spend each week."

Geekman: "She's in a river in Africa."

Me: "Huh?"

Geekman: "De Nile."