Saturday, April 08, 2006

I have a confession to make

Sometimes I like getting spam.

Only the sort that's made up of randomly generated text, though, so don't go signing me up to lots of spam lists, please, people.

Today I got one that contained the following fantastic phrases:

  • "tastefully with tame margarine"
  • "manliness ale"
  • "troubled male chauvinism"
  • "shellfish homeroom"
And my favourite: "whimsical academic printing assertiveness"

It was signed "Thistles R. Boldness"

I wish I was called Thistles.